Wednesday, December 21, 2005

My Christmas Wish List

Since, you know, it's the holiday season, I figured I would write a quick wish list of every quarterback in the NFL I would want to be starting for Atlanta if I were a fan of the Falcons (which I'm not, thank goodness). Anywhere, here it goes:

Peyton Manning
Carson Palmer
Ben Roethlisberger
Matt Hasselbeck
Marc Bulger
Tom Brady
Drew Brees
That dude with the pornstache
Byron Leftwich
Trent Green
Mark Brunell
Jake Delhomme
Drew Bledsoe
Kurt Warner
Steve McNair
Donovan McNabb
Brad Johnson
Eli Manning
Daunte Culpepper
Oh, and that Matt Schaub guy.

For those of you scoring at home, The Illusion now
ranks 27th in passer rating. Which is good if it were a ranking of 100 quarterbacks and really bad if it was a ranking of 30 quarterbacks, which it is. In case you were wondering, The Illusion falls behind such future NFL hall of famers as Chris Simms, Kerry Collins, Trent Dilfer, David Carr, Brooks Bollinger and Kyle Boller. Not exactly a group of names you want to fall behind.

But, hey, although The Illusion currently ranks 27th in the league in passer rating, at least he's ahead of Aaron Brooks (30th). He's No. 1 in the family! Congratulations, Mr. Illusion!


Anonymous Brent Pease said...

Mr. Crumpler,

I would like to add the name Rex Grossman to the list of aforementioned whom I'd rather have starting at quarterback if I were a fan of the dirty birds (which, fortunately, I am not either). He easily outplayed The Illusion Sunday evening after not playing in a regular season game in almost 2 full seasons. could even throw Kyle Orton on that list as well....okay, maybe it's a toss up, The Illusion v. Orton.

I can also think of a handful of college quarterbacks that could probably start ahead of Mr. Mexico as well, you know, your Leinarts, Youngs, Cutlers, Bells...yeah, that's right, the pride of China Spring, TX Shawn Bell!

3:13 PM  

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